Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Go Ahead and Scoff

86%

Maybe if it's not too big a waste of ammo, I'll shoot you in the head when the Zombies really do show up. This has always been one of my biggest fears. Hell, it might just be my biggest fear if I really own up to it. I'm sure it's a phobia of some sort since it is rather unrealilistc. See, I admit it. The possibility is very slim. But we'll just see who ends up a drooling walking corpse when the time comes. You tell me if Mad Cow Diease isn't just a cover up for rare cases of spontaneous Zombieism. I have my cast iron ladle and I know how to use it!

3 comments:

Diane said...

And how do you spell disease?

Tommy said...

Diane leaving spelling tips is like me giving relationship advice.

Southern Martyr said...

Fuc Ewe Dieann.
Thanc Ewe Thommie.